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[67.3s] Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[69.8s] And he steps into this flame that begins to widen in front of him as it
[76.7s] opens this view into the material plane. And we see we just came back
[83.5s] from there and we see an unassuming water deep from where you're standing.
[90.6s] You can see through this portal from the sides around you. You hear the
[95.9s] movement of all those demonic creatures as they rush towards it and
[99.4s] push you back.
[102.0s] You know, pouring out into the world.
[107.6s] I get out. Let's go.
[109.1s] Everybody turns and begins walking towards the two orcas tunnel.
[115.5s] You don't see it, but there's a bit of a glow in the satchel of Sullivan
[122.0s] slight. There's an image that appears on the mirror and the scene of the
[128.9s] other team, the decimators of dragons and all of their various
[132.5s] assorted players begins to play out the door opens and they approach
[137.5s] orcas on his throne and battle begins and there's a flicker in the mirror.
[144.6s] There's this bright light that appears.
[149.9s] The picture goes dark.
[153.4s] You hear like this patting
[157.4s] at the tapestry beside you on a wall far some 50 or 60 feet off into
[164.4s] the distance. You hear a small voice come from behind.
[168.7s] I never fucking know how to get out of these things. It's just embarrassed
[171.8s] it.
[172.6s] I think you just have to jimmy the handle.
[175.4s] The handle? What are you talking about? It's a tapestry hanging from a wall.
[179.4s] So there's no handle.
[181.2s] No, there's no here. Oh, the edge of it. So this is enormous.
[194.4s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. He
[209.2s] him also with me today is Carla Max dead.
[213.2s] She her I sure am. And I am also here as glim and lip sync he both also
[222.5s] she her. It's happening guys.
[226.6s] And Tom Laird. He him. Yeah, I'm here with moot and flint or board or
[233.4s] whatever we got going on there. Also he him for everyone. And Amy More.
[239.7s] Yeah, I'm here. She her and I'm playing Sullivan's light. He him
[246.5s] don't mind my voice. And also night hunter who is they she and then
[252.6s] also the who is she and I'm excited to be here.
[257.8s] You're so good for being here. Oh my god. And to play more characters
[262.8s] than anyone. Yeah, I took a half day off of work. Also joining us
[267.4s] Kristen Flemmons. She her I'm playing a gas. Also she her and
[273.4s] racks. He doesn't really care. But he him. He's here for the party.
[277.6s] And call class it. Hey, everyone. He him and I'm playing Vorunax.
[282.3s] Also he him. All right, Amy, how much do you want to be involved
[285.8s] in the conversation here? Well, I go not long and stuff. I think
[291.1s] those are words. Yeah, I think it definitely has like a pitch
[297.0s] that zoom likes to cut out. Oh, no, that's okay. It'll be good.
[300.8s] I'll try real hard. It'll be great. Welcome, everybody. It's
[305.3s] been so long since we've seen all of you and we get to meet up
[308.8s] with some characters that we haven't heard from in a little
[311.0s] bit too. I'm excited. Everybody's excited. Yeah, it's
[316.5s] gonna be a good time. Where we have been doing lots of crazy
[321.5s] things. And by crazy things, I mean, following Tom's story.
[326.8s] Through the adventures of Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb
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[338.7s] if you could sum up this most recent season in like two
[342.2s] sentences. Could you do? Okay, probably not. I will just
[349.2s] say there's a heavy dose of chaos. Oh, see, I was going
[352.8s] to use the two words standard season. standard. Yeah, just a
[357.5s] standard. Just a standard season. Pretty, pretty usual
[360.8s] for me. You can get that over at Patreon.com slash dumb
[363.0s] dragon cast. But you also get an episode dedicated to you
[366.2s] like today's patron twiglets are great to eat.
[373.8s] Twiglets are great to eat. I don't know what a twiglet
[376.6s] is, but I buy it. It's a Pokemon, right? It sounds
[380.5s] like a Pokemon. And they're great to eat. So I love it.
[385.8s] Gotta chomp them all. Yep. Thank you for being a patron
[390.4s] and for also for the meal recommendation. Yes. Oh, you
[395.4s] guys. Always looking for snacks. Twiglets are food. Oh,
[399.4s] twiglets are food. They're like little pretzel things.
[402.9s] Oh, sounds great. That tracks. Yeah, pretzels, twigs.
[408.4s] Yeah, I'm into it. Right. Sweet. Okay, twiglets, maybe a
[411.8s] Pokemon or a pretzel. Educational, nutritional. And
[415.3s] the good news is, Amy's quite sick. So like Russ probably
[420.3s] isn't gonna kill us this episode, because that'd be
[422.2s] rude, right? That'd be so mean. Super rude. Yeah. It
[427.2s] wouldn't be. It would be uncouth. We're gonna make it
[429.0s] through this one. Is what it would be. So she couldn't
[432.5s] even have her final monologue of whichever
[435.6s] character. It's gonna be so long. You know what?
[440.4s] Actually, now for reframing that, this might be the
[442.8s] night that everybody dies. Real short sweet death.
[448.1s] Hoisted on our own retard. Thank you. Twiglets are
[451.4s] great to eat. We appreciate you and all the things that
[455.5s] you do. Now, fuck it. Let's play. Play, play, play,
[462.8s] play.
[465.3s] We hear footsteps down a long echoing tunnel. There's the
[471.2s] dripping, soft dripping of water coming down the sides.
[476.6s] And Moot, Glim, Sully, and Agath have been walking for
[480.4s] an indeterminate amount of time, so long that they've
[483.6s] managed to take a long rest somewhere along the way. And
[488.2s] Sully, in their hand, is holding the eye of Vecna. So
[493.3s] like, who's gonna dare me to do it? I'm surprised you
[497.2s] haven't done it already. Like, I mean, you've been
[498.7s] holding it and rolled it around in the dirt. It's
[500.6s] like, it's not gonna get any worse. I mean, and
[503.1s] like, Flammokins has been daring you over and over
[505.9s] and over to do it. Yeah, so like you want somebody
[508.8s] somebody else to dare you. I wouldn't feel right about
[511.5s] it, because I feel like me and you're like, there's
[514.2s] some history. I have no opinion on this, obviously.
[517.6s] Maybe like a double dog dare. Maybe I'm not sure.
[520.9s] I'm just trying to like get my confidence up. This
[523.0s] thing is kind of gross, and it's true. I did drop
[525.4s] it a few times, so it's not totally sanitary.
[528.6s] It was sanitary before?
[531.2s] Whoa.
[532.6s] I mean, more so than now.
[534.4s] Wait a second, it could have been more sanitary.
[536.5s] We don't know where it had been previously. Maybe
[540.7s] it was sitting in a bucket of sanitizer back in
[544.1s] the hoard of Diamat.
[545.7s] Well, that would explain why it's so bloodshot.
[548.5s] Right? Don't try it out.
[550.8s] So you're gonna do it?
[552.0s] Well, I'd be like, what's the worst thing that's
[555.2s] gonna happen?
[556.0s] You die.
[556.8s] Yeah, we might find out quickly.
[558.8s] We might. Or, nope, I'm not saying anything
[561.6s] because I, you, me. Never mind. Never mind.
[565.0s] Do you just want to like write it in my
[566.4s] notebook and I can say it?
[568.5s] Um, well, just if you could. I mean, we're
[570.7s] going to fight like a pretty big bad guy. So
[572.7s] maybe like it would help.
[576.0s] Yeah, I don't think you're wrong.
[578.8s] I just...
[579.3s] Do it, Sully. Do it. I want to see it.
[583.4s] You know what? Yeah, me too. What's like, I
[586.0s] mean, I can always pull it out, right?
[588.0s] Right?
[589.7s] Okay, Sully kind of like blows off the...
[594.8s] and tries to like dust the eyeball off a
[597.7s] little bit. And then like lifts his eye
[601.7s] patch and just shoves that sucker in there.
[606.9s] As you shove that sucker in there, like
[611.6s] there's this squelch of a sound that you
[618.5s] feel and hear within your own head.
[624.3s] And there's this echoing low voice.
[631.8s] It's been a long time.
[635.7s] Hello, Sullivan's Light.
[638.7s] Hello, voice inside my head.
[643.2s] Did we hear that too, or it was just in
[645.5s] Sully's head?
[646.0s] Oh, just in Sullivan's Light's head.
[647.7s] I assumed, but...
[649.4s] So I'm just talking to myself.
[651.8s] As you do.
[652.6s] As one does when they shove a strange
[654.8s] eyeball in their head.
[656.4s] I bet you could hear the voice if you
[657.6s] open Sullivan's mouth.
[658.8s] But Sully's just talking out loud or...
[663.3s] Oh, yeah.
[663.7s] I said it out loud.
[665.1s] Yeah, for sure.
[666.2s] Well, I think I just assumed maybe
[667.6s] everyone could hear it too.
[669.2s] Which is why you said voice inside my
[670.8s] head.
[671.9s] Oh, yeah, I did.
[676.0s] How do you know how to talk in your
[677.6s] head?
[678.3s] It's just been a really long hallway.
[680.0s] So we've been having like these really
[682.2s] sort of existential conversations about,
[686.0s] are you the voice in your head?
[687.6s] Are you the person hearing the voice
[689.4s] in your head?
[690.0s] Is society the voice in your head?
[692.4s] A lot of muttering.
[694.6s] OK, so the Eye of Echna.
[696.2s] So when you put it in, you get a
[698.2s] set of random properties.
[699.9s] One minor beneficial property, one
[701.7s] major beneficial property, and a
[703.6s] minor detrimental property.
[706.1s] You also get a whole slew of other
[708.2s] things, which are all available in
[710.4s] your item there, which includes
[713.2s] True Sight.
[714.2s] You can see as if you were wearing
[718.2s] a ring of x-ray vision if you use
[720.7s] it as an action.
[721.6s] And it also has eight charges of
[723.7s] the following spells.
[724.7s] Clairvoyance, Crown of Madness,
[726.9s] Disintegrate, Dominate Monster,
[729.0s] and Eyebite.
[730.6s] Roll 3D10, please.
[732.8s] So you get Levitate at a seventh
[737.8s] level.
[739.4s] You gain flight and speed equal
[742.3s] to your walking speed.
[744.6s] OK, and now a minor property.
[750.6s] Roll 2D20, please.
[752.8s] 31.
[755.1s] 31.
[756.0s] You have Advantage on Ability.
[758.6s] That fucking sucks.
[761.0s] And now for the bad one.
[764.2s] I do not think the good is
[765.9s] outweighing the bad here.
[768.0s] OK, roll 3D10, please.
[771.2s] 19.
[773.4s] Soul Trap.
[776.0s] If you die, your soul is trapped
[779.4s] within this item.
[780.9s] Oh, God.
[782.2s] And you cannot be resurrected
[784.2s] unless this item is destroyed.
[787.5s] I mean, in the list of bad
[789.8s] things, it's kind of that bad.
[792.6s] I mean, you're already dead.
[793.9s] So we've never had any major
[795.8s] characters die.
[796.8s] Exactly.
[797.3s] There's basically no chance it
[799.1s] could happen.
[799.8s] So, like, you're fine.
[801.4s] That's right.
[803.0s] OK, so, yeah, you you pop the eye
[805.5s] in and you you gain you can
[810.1s] where before it was quite dark
[812.6s] in this hallway, like
[813.8s] everything becomes clear.
[816.7s] You have these powers imbued
[819.6s] upon you.
[821.8s] You describe how you feel.
[824.5s] Well, a little tingly.
[829.6s] You know, kind of like
[831.0s] maybe a little more magical
[832.9s] than I ever was.
[835.0s] But also a sense of foreboding
[839.4s] and worry and regret.
[844.1s] The voice in your head.
[847.5s] Echoes forth and says.
[850.8s] I'll warn you once,
[852.4s] but please do be careful
[854.6s] as you use these new power.
[857.6s] Why?
[859.0s] Hmm, I've been alone
[862.1s] for a long time
[863.2s] and I've been very hungry.
[865.4s] Oh, oh, should I eat something?
[868.3s] Like, what are you?
[870.2s] Like, that is an eye eat.
[872.6s] I'm not sure about our relationship here.
[876.0s] So for your knowledge,
[877.4s] each time you cast a spell
[879.8s] from the eye, there is a five percent
[882.5s] chance that Vecna tears
[884.0s] your soul from your body,
[885.4s] devours it and then takes control
[887.4s] of your body like a puppet.
[889.4s] What the fuck?
[891.5s] Now, would that be the real bad thing
[893.6s] you were referring to?
[895.0s] Quite a bad one.
[896.3s] As opposed to the gun.
[898.1s] No.
[898.7s] OK, OK.
[899.8s] So I can levitate
[901.5s] and fucking have advantage
[902.8s] on ability checks that we never do.
[906.1s] And and and in return,
[908.9s] I get to have possibly my soul
[911.0s] trapped inside the eye
[913.4s] or fucking ripped from my body
[915.8s] and used as a puppet.
[918.3s] Yeah, mistakes were made.
[923.1s] As you've been walking with this eye
[925.7s] now in kind of trying to
[928.4s] moisturize it as you blink.
[932.0s] You hear a ruckus,
[935.4s] a cacophony of sound
[937.2s] coming from up ahead.
[939.7s] Sully, you see it before anyone else does,
[942.0s] but there's like this rippled fabric
[944.6s] that you're coming up to
[945.8s] at the end of this hall.
[947.8s] Oh, guys, I think we're about to
[950.4s] be a part of my worst nightmare.
[952.8s] We're going to be on stage.
[955.1s] I don't know my lines.
[958.6s] Oh, I mean, I'm ready.
[960.1s] I can do like a quick
[961.0s] demonstration of something
[962.7s] or like just do one arm push ups.
[964.1s] People always love that.
[965.2s] I mean, everybody loves that.
[967.8s] So like, don't worry.
[968.8s] You could sit on my back
[969.7s] while I do the one arm push ups.
[970.8s] Like you'll be part of the show,
[972.1s] but you won't have any lines.
[973.0s] It'll be no problem.
[974.2s] We defeating him
[976.0s] in a talent contest is that
[977.9s] can't rule it out.
[979.1s] I hadn't considered this possibility.
[982.8s] I have to do something better
[983.9s] than one arm push ups.
[985.5s] Yeah, like what if we just like
[986.8s] do some great and embarrass him entirely?
[990.1s] Oh, roast of orcas.
[991.8s] Yes, roast of orcas.
[994.0s] That's what we're going to do.
[995.5s] Please, please.
[998.2s] We're going to rap battle orcas to death.
[1000.3s] We should have thought of this plan
[1002.5s] at the beginning of the walk
[1005.3s] and had time to think about it.
[1007.7s] I have not trained for this.
[1011.1s] How do I find that?
[1012.4s] It's so hard to find the opening
[1013.9s] to these frickin curtains.
[1015.2s] Like, what the hell?
[1016.8s] Fubble, fubble, fubble.
[1018.2s] On the other side.
[1022.1s] As the car, as the as the tapestry
[1025.4s] that you see it is being pulled to the side,
[1028.3s] Orcas is standing now 30 feet tall
[1032.8s] and this glowing aura all about him.
[1036.2s] Flames roiling up from the center of this pit
[1039.3s] in the middle of his throne room.
[1042.0s] Moot Glimsulley and Agath
[1043.9s] and Glamikins come around the corner
[1046.3s] and you see this scene as demons
[1048.3s] are pouring out of the shadows
[1050.3s] and down towards this portal
[1052.1s] in the middle of this throne room.
[1054.2s] Across, you see the other team
[1057.5s] Bort, Thea, Lipsinki, Vorunax and Nighthunter
[1060.7s] standing, as last we saw them,
[1064.6s] defeated and dumbstruck
[1067.8s] as everything is pouring into the material plane.
[1073.9s] Orcas is letting out this huge cackling laughter
[1079.6s] as he looks down at the team,
[1081.6s] not noticing Moot Glimsulley and Agath yet.
[1084.9s] Looks down at the team in the doorway
[1087.3s] and waves his hand
[1090.4s] and with a force through the air,
[1093.2s] you feel this impact into your body.
[1096.4s] Everybody in that doorway,
[1098.4s] make a strength saving throw, please.
[1101.8s] OK, so Lipsinki and Bort,
[1106.8s] you are blown back 15 feet,
[1109.7s] but still standing as this force hits you.
[1112.2s] Everybody else, this wave of energy
[1115.3s] comes across and hits you.
[1116.6s] You feel your chest, like the air is sucked out of it
[1119.7s] and you're blasted back
[1121.6s] until you hit the wall behind you,
[1123.7s] which is 25 feet.
[1126.6s] And you're going to take
[1132.4s] 12 bludgeoning damage
[1137.2s] as you crumple and are now prone on this floor.
[1140.9s] I'm glad we haven't noticed that our teammates have arrived,
[1143.2s] because it would be so embarrassing if we knew
[1145.8s] this is when they walked in.
[1146.8s] Super.
[1149.4s] Of course, Vorunax will stand up as soon as he's able to.
[1152.7s] As you are all collecting yourselves, Moot Glimsulley,
[1157.4s] I'm not going to keep saying 12 names.
[1159.6s] Team Celestia, you see this team being blown back
[1162.8s] and all these demons rush in.
[1164.3s] What do you do?
[1165.9s] I start the rap battle.
[1170.1s] What else is there to do?
[1172.2s] Yeah, someone lay down a beat.
[1174.0s] A microphone is conveniently right there.
[1177.8s] I do feel like horses would be pretty good at beatboxing.
[1180.9s] I mean, yeah, I very much agree.
[1183.0s] I think you're right. Yeah, 100 percent.
[1185.1s] Flamikins Kins puts her fingers to her lips
[1187.4s] and then closes the curtain.
[1189.8s] So they didn't see us.
[1194.2s] What if we went back to Tiamat?
[1200.0s] And got better shit? Full stop, full stop.
[1202.2s] What if we went back to Tiamat?
[1204.1s] Lesser of two evils, they're trapped there.
[1207.0s] Orcus isn't going to let Tiamat out.
[1208.9s] It's a safe zone.
[1210.0s] I mean, I really thought there was like a step two
[1212.4s] to your plan.
[1213.5s] Yeah.
[1214.0s] You know, I thought there was when I started.
[1216.1s] I put this fucking eye in.
[1217.9s] You did.
[1219.0s] Are you just trying to get back to Tiamat?
[1220.4s] Because this isn't really the time,
[1221.9s] I don't think, for like a little romantic interlude.
[1225.8s] It's not time to bone.
[1227.0s] I'm not afraid.
[1228.9s] I was just trying to get laid.
[1231.3s] It rhymes, so it must be true.
[1232.7s] I mean, it must be true.
[1233.8s] Why is that tattooed on my ass?
[1236.6s] So now?
[1237.4s] OK, plan B.
[1240.7s] Moot, go.
[1241.9s] OK.
[1243.7s] We're spitballing.
[1244.4s] We're brainstorming.
[1245.4s] We didn't think of this at all from the whole.
[1247.9s] This is the conversations we've
[1249.2s] been having for the last who knows how many days.
[1251.2s] This is just the flashback conversation to, yeah.
[1253.9s] Guys, I need to tell you something important
[1255.8s] because I read my character sheet.
[1257.6s] Aura of protection.
[1259.2s] All friendly creatures within 10 feet of me
[1261.6s] have a plus three to all saving throws.
[1264.5s] And aura of warding.
[1265.7s] Love it.
[1266.2s] All friendly creatures within 10 feet of me
[1268.1s] have resistance to damage from spells.
[1271.2s] Aura of courage.
[1272.4s] You and friendly creatures within 10 feet of you
[1274.5s] can't be frightened.
[1276.5s] There's so many auras.
[1279.1s] All relevant things.
[1280.2s] I love this.
[1280.8s] So that's all happening.
[1282.4s] I'm not going to remember that.
[1284.0s] I didn't remember it's my own character sheet.
[1287.0s] Do we sneak?
[1289.0s] I mean, we don't need to sneak.
[1290.2s] He doesn't see us.
[1291.0s] So do we just like blast him?
[1293.5s] Or?
[1294.3s] Yeah.
[1294.8s] Yeah.
[1295.3s] Yeah.
[1296.4s] He's as tall as 12 houses.
[1298.5s] He's so tall.
[1299.3s] It's fine.
[1300.8s] And he's like, there's that glow thing happening,
[1303.7s] which is disconcerting.
[1307.4s] I don't think he wants to hear.
[1308.6s] I don't think he wants a pamphlet, which
[1310.1s] is kind of like one of my standard go-tos
[1312.4s] when I meet a new.
[1314.4s] Love it.
[1315.0s] OK.
[1317.2s] OK, Agath?
[1318.2s] Agath, you got anything?
[1320.1s] So I think you look over and Agath is just sort of like
[1323.0s] tightening all of the tack.
[1326.1s] Yeah, all the like saddle and bridle, just making sure.
[1329.2s] And just like swinging up onto Rax's back
[1331.1s] and like getting the flail in her hand.
[1333.5s] Like, what is there to talk about?
[1336.2s] No, nothing, nothing, nothing.
[1338.0s] Not looking down the barrel of a long, scary orcas.
[1343.4s] And I just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page.
[1346.6s] Charge forth and save the world.
[1349.9s] Sure, start charging out unless somebody
[1353.2s] is saying otherwise.
[1355.6s] I was just looking to see if I have something
[1357.5s] I can do for us before we go.
[1359.4s] Yeah, I was looking for like a fun spell.
[1362.1s] OK, well, I'm going to, before we go, cast Bless.
[1366.8s] Sully, Agath, and Moot are my three creatures
[1372.3s] that I have blessed.
[1373.6s] Bahamut be with you.
[1375.7s] And I like touch each of your foreheads and.
[1378.5s] OK, yeah, appreciate the trust that I
[1383.2s] can just handle myself.
[1385.0s] It's fine.
[1386.0s] You don't need it.
[1387.3s] I knew you could handle it.
[1389.8s] Well, what if you guys were to go out full force
[1392.8s] and then Flamekins and I sneak around and like,
[1398.5s] I don't know, try to fuck him up from behind.
[1400.5s] Fuck him up.
[1402.7s] Yeah, I like it.
[1404.1s] He doesn't know what to expect.
[1405.7s] So like, we go out, spells blazing or swords blazing
[1412.6s] or whatever, and then you guys do
[1414.5s] whatever seems like a cool, powerful thing
[1417.2s] to do when you get.
[1418.2s] Three of you charge in, blowing the tapestry off
[1437.9s] into the side and charge down,
[1441.1s] pushing through this wave of demons
[1443.6s] that seems to be just never ending.
[1448.4s] I assume you're screaming some sort of valiant battle cry.
[1452.3s] You just write like some or get a sound effect
[1454.9s] of a really angry like pen scratching on paper.
[1458.4s] OK, you charge forward, you're screaming your battle cry
[1461.2s] and Orcus turns and looks at you.
[1465.0s] You get a moment for one action
[1468.5s] before he gets to react to you entering.
[1473.2s] Well, I would love to like time it
[1475.9s] so that my Eldritch blasts will arrive at the same moment
[1481.1s] as Agath and Rax do.
[1484.7s] OK, so Rax charge, charge, charge, hits it
[1488.9s] with a hoof attack.
[1491.3s] So I guess Rax will roll a really crappy hoof attack.
[1497.9s] Does an eight hit him?
[1500.8s] It might.
[1502.4s] You know what?
[1503.4s] No.
[1503.8s] OK.
[1504.4s] Yeah, cool.
[1505.0s] Didn't think so.
[1505.5s] Close, very close.
[1506.8s] Yeah, so close.
[1508.2s] All right, we'll just go with the flail then.
[1511.4s] 16.
[1513.1s] No.
[1514.6s] Wait, was I blessed?
[1516.8s] So do I add a d4 to that crappy attack roll?
[1520.4s] Not the one for Rax, but the 16.
[1523.6s] You add a d4 to every attack.
[1526.3s] So now it's a 17, Russ.
[1528.7s] Boom.
[1529.2s] You know what?
[1530.2s] 17 does it.
[1531.4s] Are you serious?
[1532.3s] Bahamut, Bahamut.
[1535.1s] Blessed you.
[1537.4s] Hashtag blessed.
[1538.7s] All right, so then.
[1540.8s] The only applicable time it should ever be used.
[1543.6s] That's amazing.
[1544.8s] So that is six bludgeoning, and then five d4,
[1549.3s] something of my choice.
[1551.4s] I don't know, what does Orcus look like he hates the most?
[1554.4s] Fire, lightning, cold.
[1557.2s] Tiamat doesn't give happiness.
[1558.5s] I mean, probably radiant.
[1559.7s] Can you choose radiant?
[1561.0s] No, Tiamat does not.
[1562.6s] It's one of the dragon head damages.
[1565.5s] Makes sense.
[1566.4s] Roll, I guess, to no resistances.
[1570.6s] You would have studied Orcus a bit.
[1572.9s] So let's roll history.
[1574.2s] Yeah, I hate him.
[1575.3s] I've been hating that guy for a long time.
[1577.6s] Number one enemy.
[1578.5s] Old school hating Orcus.
[1580.0s] I was hating Orcus before it was cool.
[1581.9s] That's right.
[1583.1s] I really was.
[1585.1s] History 20, dirty 20.
[1587.1s] So you know that, or have a strong sense,
[1590.1s] that Orcus is resistant to cold, fire, and lightning,
[1594.2s] but also immune to necrotic poison,
[1599.8s] bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing.
[1602.4s] That is non-magic.
[1603.2s] Perfect.
[1604.1s] What the fuck am I supposed to do?
[1605.8s] So everything?
[1606.6s] So I think what's left was acid?
[1609.1s] Yeah.
[1609.9s] Okay, so this puppy's doing acid now.
[1614.6s] I'm so glad that Agatha's so learned.
[1616.4s] Okay, so.
[1617.2s] Who thinks to go for acid?
[1618.4s] No. Right?
[1619.4s] Nobody.
[1620.5s] 16 acid damage,
[1622.4s] and then the three, six magical bludgeoning damage
[1626.2s] on the first attack.
[1629.2s] 17 plus 12.
[1631.9s] And a D4 if you need it.
[1635.5s] 14 acid damage on that one.
[1639.6s] And then the last strike of the flail.
[1641.8s] Ooh, that's, oh, wait.
[1645.4s] Four plus 12 is 16.
[1647.5s] Roland Mablest again, plus another three.
[1650.9s] So 19.
[1653.0s] Thanks, Bahamut.
[1654.5s] Bahamut coming in clutch.
[1656.4s] Maybe helped plan the end of the world,
[1658.8s] but you know, doing well right now.
[1661.2s] Make it up for it.
[1662.1s] I mean, this was more Tiamat.
[1663.3s] Yeah.
[1664.2s] Thanks, Tiamat.
[1665.0s] You know, you guys get the blessing.
[1665.8s] Both of them.
[1667.1s] Both of them together.
[1668.6s] Two sides of a good coin.
[1670.1s] So that one is eight bludgeoning damage
[1672.9s] plus 15 acid damage on that one.
[1676.9s] Okay, Agatha comes rushing in,
[1679.7s] Rax rears up and three huge flail hits go into Orcus.
[1685.0s] You see these cut into,
[1687.2s] and the acid begins to like sizzle away
[1689.8s] the necrotic flesh that is on his leg
[1693.1s] as you approach him.
[1694.4s] Eldritch Blast come flying over your shoulder.
[1697.6s] Give me some attack hits, Moot.
[1700.7s] Yeah, let's do it.
[1703.7s] 12.
[1704.8s] So that's a 22 on the first one
[1706.9s] and a 28 on the second.
[1710.2s] And then we've got a 26 and a 19.
[1714.2s] All will hit.
[1715.1s] Okay.
[1717.4s] Welcome to Math Orcus.
[1720.0s] Yeah, and welcome to like level,
[1722.4s] real high level characters.
[1724.8s] With auras all over the place.
[1726.2s] Oh yeah, the auras, I forgot.
[1727.6s] I didn't even add the D4s, oh my God.
[1730.3s] You hit, you're good.
[1732.2s] All right, for damage,
[1734.0s] it is a D10 plus four for each one.
[1736.8s] So I've got a 12, a six, a 10, and a 10.
[1741.4s] Okay, 38, and that's force damage?
[1744.2s] Yes, force damage.
[1746.2s] Okay.
[1747.7s] I'm just writing down numbers.
[1748.5s] Yeah, yeah.
[1749.4s] I'll add them all up later, just to keep me true.
[1752.0s] And Glim.
[1753.6s] Yes, yes.
[1755.6s] Following in behind the Eldritch Blast,
[1758.6s] flying through the air with a sweet weapon.
[1763.7s] Yeah, here's the thing.
[1766.8s] The weapon isn't the best thing I have,
[1768.8s] but it looks the best, so it is what I'm gonna use.
[1772.6s] It looks the most cinematic.
[1776.1s] So yeah, I'm gonna come in with the Sun Blade,
[1779.1s] which no longer has a blade,
[1781.2s] but in fact has just a radiant,
[1783.7s] like zoom, zoom, zoom blade.
[1786.8s] It's a lightsaber.
[1787.7s] Basically it's a luminous kind of lightsaber.
[1793.3s] So, it was a bad roll,
[1797.2s] but it's okay because I have a plus 13,
[1800.6s] so that's a 17, which I believe.
[1803.2s] 17 hits.
[1804.0s] Hits, okay, great.
[1807.1s] Nice.
[1810.6s] So that's 15 radiant damage.
[1813.8s] Oh wait, whenever I hit, I get an extra D8.
[1817.2s] Hell yeah.
[1818.0s] Radiant damage, allows a one.
[1821.2s] So what did I say the other one was?
[1823.8s] Add a one to that.
[1824.6s] Got it.
[1825.7s] And then a second attack is a 21.
[1831.6s] It is.
[1832.8s] 17 radiant damage on the second one.
[1839.3s] Okay, so from.
[1841.9s] Is he undead?
[1842.7s] He's not, is he?
[1844.3s] No, he's not.
[1845.6s] I thought for a half second you asked if he was dead,
[1848.1s] and I was like, oh my God, no.
[1850.3s] I killed him, right?
[1851.2s] He got like 30 points of damage,
[1853.4s] so like.
[1854.3s] Everybody else comes back in,
[1855.1s] really just like, oh, just loosen that, that.
[1857.8s] Pickle jar.
[1858.7s] Pickle jar there for you.
[1861.2s] From the blasted back point at the door,
[1864.9s] you are picking yourselves up off the wall
[1867.9s] and moving back towards the room,
[1870.2s] and you see the other team burst through this tapestry
[1873.4s] on the back wall and come through this horde of demons
[1876.8s] and begin just wailing in melee range with Orcus.
[1883.6s] Holy shit.
[1886.2s] You see in, what you have visibility on
[1889.2s] is you see in Orcus's hand,
[1890.9s] he's conjuring a necrotic bolt,
[1894.5s] and he raises it up to the ceiling
[1897.2s] and is throwing it down on top of the three of them.
[1901.8s] Oh, that's, oh, oh, that's so bad.
[1905.4s] Okay, yeah, you guys should move.
[1909.2s] He's gonna.
[1911.0s] So I rolled for each of you,
[1913.1s] because I wanted it to be fair.
[1914.8s] The lowest one was a 30.
[1921.6s] We're fine.
[1923.3s] I love it.
[1926.5s] Now, keep in mind,
[1927.6s] I'm a little bit removed from the rest of them,
[1930.4s] as I am a spell caster
[1931.9s] and don't have to be right there.
[1934.2s] And he is 30 feet tall,
[1935.6s] so I feel like he's like.
[1937.8s] Yeah, no, he's probably got some range,
[1939.2s] but like, if he's focused in one area,
[1941.2s] maybe I'm a little bit outside of that.
[1944.1s] Yeah, I mean, I think you're gonna get hit on this one,
[1946.0s] any other ranged or anything,
[1948.1s] I will take into account that you are back.
[1950.2s] Okay.
[1951.5s] Wait, you said 38?
[1952.5s] No, that doesn't, that doesn't hit, yeah.
[1954.8s] Yeah, right.
[1956.2s] Do remember if you're in 10 feet of me, Tom,
[1958.5s] before you decide where you are.
[1960.0s] Well, apparently I'm within.
[1960.8s] You do have resistance to damage from spells, so.
[1963.4s] I'm within for this one, so.
[1965.7s] So that's 42 force damage.
[1969.3s] Plus nine poison damage.
[1972.5s] Sweet.
[1973.9s] But from a spell?
[1975.1s] It's from a spell, right?
[1976.0s] But is it from a spell?
[1976.8s] Did he hit us?
[1977.6s] Well, it's from Necrotic Bolt,
[1979.1s] which is a ranged attack,
[1981.1s] not specifically a spell, but.
[1983.8s] Ah, okay.
[1984.9s] Yeah.
[1985.8s] It should probably be a spell.
[1986.7s] Yeah.
[1987.6s] Counter spell wouldn't have helped.
[1988.5s] Yeah, no, not in that moment, yeah.
[1990.6s] While all this is going on,
[1992.2s] Sully's gonna do a little tattoo on himself.
[1996.1s] Okay.
[1997.0s] He can through, like, at the best point,
[1999.4s] it might come out,
[2000.9s] and he's gonna use his absorbing tattoo.
[2004.1s] It says that the DM can choose the color
[2008.3s] or determines it randomly.
[2011.2s] I choose Necrotic.
[2014.3s] You're so nice.
[2015.4s] So nice.
[2016.3s] That is nice.
[2017.1s] He wasn't nice earlier,
[2018.0s] so, you know, he's bAlydincing out the scales here for me.
[2020.4s] Okay, so he's got a black tattoo
[2022.2s] of a scaly sketch in real quick.
[2024.3s] Are you serious?
[2025.1s] Are you tattooing right now,
[2026.2s] like, under pressure?
[2027.1s] You just wanted to do a little bit of arts and crafts here?
[2029.3s] What the fuck?
[2030.2s] We're supposed to, like, sneak in here.
[2031.1s] Come on, now.
[2031.9s] I don't wanna die.
[2033.0s] Yeah, okay, can you hook me up?
[2034.8s] I don't think it works that way.
[2036.1s] Oh.
[2037.1s] Well, shit.
[2038.0s] Okay, let's. Sorry.
[2038.9s] The two of you head overhead like the three stooges,
[2042.4s] but there's only two of you,
[2044.3s] which really, you're side by side
[2045.6s] because you're both very small.
[2047.6s] Can't actually do that.
[2049.4s] You peek through and you see a way,
[2051.8s] you see the other team across the way.
[2053.8s] You see the massive necrotic bolt hit your friends
[2057.7s] and they're blown back from the range that they were.
[2062.0s] You see the other team across the way
[2063.5s] and you see, with all these demons kind of rushing down,
[2066.8s] that there is a path around the perimeter that you,
[2070.0s] well, Sully, you see, because you've got true sight.
[2073.2s] You see a path around the perimeter
[2074.5s] that you could make your way to the other team,
[2076.4s] if you so desire.
[2078.0s] Hey, fight me against.
[2078.9s] Follow me.
[2079.8s] Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll.
[2080.6s] Be quiet.
[2081.4s] Be sneaky.
[2082.3s] I'll undo your tails.
[2083.3s] I'll just speak as loudly as you're speaking.
[2085.6s] And we sneak around the perimeter.
[2090.1s] The plinking violin music.
[2093.8s] As the two of them are sneaking around the perimeter
[2095.9s] towards the other team,
[2097.2s] who meanwhile have dusted off their lapels
[2103.1s] and are making their way back into the fray.
[2106.1s] What do you all want to do
[2110.2s] seeing the other team there?
[2111.7s] Vorunax is gonna move back up to the group.
[2114.4s] I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna follow.
[2117.5s] I got inspired earlier,
[2118.6s] so I'm gonna pop a bless on our group
[2122.0s] and give that to Nighthunter, to Flint,
[2126.6s] and to Lipsinki, and then to my three peoples.
[2131.5s] Okay, everybody keeping track of all the blessings.
[2134.5s] All of them.
[2136.1s] With bless on, new aura effect happening.
[2142.6s] Whoever speaks first gets to do something magical.
[2145.7s] I mean, yeah, I'll see him throwing this necrotic
[2150.2s] bolt thing down on everyone
[2151.8s] and I'll throw my dwarven thrower towards him.
[2154.7s] Give me an attack roll.
[2156.4s] Smooth little plus 14, that's a 29.
[2159.8s] Ooh, a 19, which is actually a crit.
[2162.6s] The third one was a 30.
[2166.5s] So I believe I owe you some damage rolls.
[2168.8s] Yeah, you do.
[2170.0s] Smooth 46.
[2172.4s] Just a smooth 46.
[2174.3s] Dwarven thrower rings out, which on the third hit
[2177.4s] kind of stumbles him forward.
[2179.2s] Make a dexterity saving throw
[2180.8s] for the group that's down by his feet.
[2182.6s] Oh, okay, gladly.
[2185.2s] I was an 18 before any bonuses.
[2187.6s] Okay, and then it would be a goth and glim as well.
[2191.7s] 16.
[2192.8s] Didn't go so good for me, 14.
[2194.7s] Moot, you with all those pluses,
[2197.2s] you are fine because you're back a little ways too,
[2200.4s] so you're at a lower DC.
[2201.2s] A goth, you don't take any damage,
[2202.5s] but you're knocked off racks
[2204.0s] and you're down on the ground now.
[2206.0s] Glim, you're going to take,
[2207.7s] you get not stepped on entirely,
[2209.9s] but like brushed up by this foot
[2211.6s] that just comes quickly to catch himself.
[2213.4s] You're gonna take 15, bludgeoning down.
[2219.2s] Does Night Hunter still have the chains
[2222.7s] that she picked up in Celestia?
[2226.0s] I would say yes.
[2227.2s] I don't know what they do.
[2229.5s] Oh, the chains that you took from Bahamut's stuff.
[2232.7s] Yeah.
[2233.9s] Sure, what do you think they do?
[2237.0s] Well, I think if I hit someone
[2240.2s] or wrap them around someone,
[2241.8s] it probably deals some, I don't know,
[2246.6s] maybe some radiant damage.
[2249.3s] Overthinking some Wonder Woman lasso style chains here.
[2253.0s] I love it.
[2253.8s] I've got the braziers, so.
[2256.4s] Well, I've never used it before,
[2258.1s] so I think I'm gonna whip it.
[2261.6s] Coming in behind, you lash into the backside of Orcus.
[2265.7s] Right on his butt.
[2266.8s] Right on his butt.
[2267.8s] That cuts deep into him with this radiant light.
[2272.6s] 19.
[2273.6s] That'll hit.
[2274.8s] 22 damage.
[2276.7s] In your second hit, these chains whip forth
[2279.8s] and are dealing this radiant damage,
[2282.2s] and then his tail swings around,
[2284.4s] and he lets out this bellowing holler.
[2287.3s] I wanna dodge it, Matrix style.
[2290.0s] You can dodge it, Matrix style,
[2291.6s] or you can try to.
[2293.2s] He's going to try and hit you with it.
[2295.8s] That's gonna be a 25.
[2297.7s] Oh, yeah, but just barely hits me.
[2300.9s] Okay, so that's gonna be 21 force damage,
[2304.6s] nine poison damage.
[2307.9s] Absinke.
[2308.8s] Okay, oh man, I hate fighting this guy
[2311.1s] when all my magic is from him.
[2313.8s] It really makes things hard.
[2315.8s] So I'm going to just Eldritch Blast.
[2321.0s] Just Eldritch Blast at him.
[2323.3s] Why not?
[2324.7s] Why not?
[2325.5s] Why not?
[2328.0s] 17.
[2329.2s] Oh, now 20.
[2330.5s] Yeah.
[2332.2s] 18.
[2333.9s] 11.
[2335.2s] Almost rolled max damage.
[2337.5s] 34.
[2338.7s] Whoa.
[2339.5s] 34, so that's pretty good.
[2343.9s] Yeah.
[2345.5s] Yeah, you're back in the hallway,
[2347.3s] making your way back to the room,
[2350.8s] and you feel like this drop down the hall proper
[2357.2s] before you enter.
[2359.4s] You look down, you hear
[2365.1s] sound of demons fighting out and beyond
[2369.0s] and in the courtyard from the way you were before,
[2373.3s] and you begin walking down this hall
[2378.0s] back to the statues that were there
[2381.2s] that were housing weapons.
[2383.7s] Nobody sees you turn and walk down there
[2386.8s] and you make your way back down.
[2388.3s] And before it was that you were running out
[2390.6s] and there was so much happening,
[2391.9s] you didn't have the presence to look
[2395.8s] and to register what it is.
[2397.3s] But in one of these sconces,
[2399.6s] there is this dark set alcove
[2403.5s] and there's this figure standing and holding a blade.
[2409.7s] That blade has these glowing red eyes on it.
[2415.0s] Oh, this fucking thing, God damn it.
[2419.0s] I'm gonna try to talk to the blade.
[2421.7s] Okay, you've got a moment to speak to the blade.
[2425.6s] Yo, you alive?
[2427.8s] You see the background shift in this space.
[2433.5s] Clouds begin to move, lightning strikes
[2436.2s] and there's this glow that comes from the entire blade
[2439.7s] and then shrivels back.
[2442.0s] I'm gonna take that as a yes.
[2443.8s] Okay, blink two times, glow twice if you're evil,
[2448.2s] once if you're good.
[2450.1s] It glows once.
[2451.3s] Oh, you can be fucking lying to me.
[2455.4s] Thea shrugs and takes the blade.
[2458.0s] You grab the blade and everything goes dark around you
[2461.8s] and then comes back.
[2463.0s] Did you blink?
[2464.2s] Was it a long blink?
[2466.2s] Am I just blinking?
[2467.4s] It's a long blink.
[2468.3s] That's what blinking is, everything goes dark.
[2471.2s] Everything around you goes dark, you didn't blink
[2473.8s] and then comes back and you're in the space
[2476.1s] and you hear the eldritch blasts
[2478.0s] and you hear Orcus whipping his tail
[2481.9s] and blasts landing down on your friends.
[2486.0s] You sheath the dagger and you make your way back
[2490.5s] to the fray.
[2492.4s] Okay.
[2493.6s] As you make your way back to the door,
[2496.2s] Sully and Flamikins come around the corner.
[2500.4s] Hey, hey, Thea, hey, Thea, good to see ya.
[2504.9s] It's been a long time, I fucked a dragon.
[2506.8s] Oh, okay, that was information.
[2508.3s] TMSPG dubs.
[2509.8s] Okay, I mean.
[2511.0s] Real, just like real stand up individual now,
[2513.9s] I don't know if you know this.
[2515.2s] You've had some a lot of changes.
[2516.7s] I'm not sure if this is the time
[2518.3s] to spill this kind of tea for,
[2520.8s] in the middle of something.
[2523.6s] I didn't get blessed, so.
[2526.0s] I mean.
[2526.8s] I'm really just kind of holding back.
[2528.7s] Okay, that's something we can talk about
[2530.5s] at a team meeting later, I guess.
[2532.2s] Okay, great, great, great, great, great.
[2534.3s] So what's the plan?
[2535.6s] I see everybody's just kind of piling on.
[2538.1s] Sully and I came over here to figure out
[2541.2s] what's been happening with you
[2543.8s] and maybe there's something brewing somewhere else
[2546.2s] that we could be working on to make sure
[2547.9s] that this doesn't, I mean, have you looked?
[2552.3s] What happened?
[2553.3s] Well, he is like, kind of like a god,
[2557.5s] so it's really hard to kill him.
[2560.3s] So I think everyone's just out there
[2562.1s] doing their best, you know?
[2564.4s] I found this dagger that called to me though,
[2566.4s] so I think I'm gonna stab him with it.
[2568.4s] Oh, right in the butt.
[2570.0s] Yeah.
[2571.8s] That's how all Orcuses die.
[2574.6s] I don't know if that's true,
[2576.5s] but are you guys gonna just be like all sneaky
[2579.0s] and just come out behind him and do something great?
[2582.6s] I don't know, Sully, was that the plan?
[2584.1s] Were we gonna sneak up behind him and do something great?
[2587.4s] Well, yeah, I think it's like
[2588.6s] he means he's pretty distracted right now, so.
[2591.6s] All right, let's go fucking give it a try.
[2593.9s] Okay, you first.
[2595.2s] A wave goes out from Orcus
[2597.4s] as everybody starts to crowd around him
[2600.4s] and everybody needs to make a constitution saving throw
[2605.8s] who is within 60 foot radius.
[2609.9s] So that's gonna be pretty much everybody.
[2612.6s] Yeah. Yeah.
[2614.6s] Did everybody beat a 23?
[2616.2s] Yes. No.
[2617.1s] No. Yes.
[2619.0s] Okay, so those who did not save
[2621.1s] take 25 necrotic damage.
[2624.9s] Everybody else takes half.
[2627.6s] Where Vorunax and Lipsinki are standing,
[2632.2s] skeletal arms rise up from the area beneath you
[2634.9s] in a 20 foot square
[2637.3s] and last until basically for a full round.
[2642.6s] Each creature in that area must make a DC
[2645.5s] 23 strength saving throw.
[2648.0s] 20, 25.
[2648.8s] My dice have been fucking me all night.
[2652.0s] That's an 11.
[2654.4s] I'm so little and you're so big.
[2657.3s] Well, you're slipping between them.
[2658.4s] You're evading.
[2659.3s] That's what you're doing.
[2660.1s] That makes sense.
[2660.9s] It's perfect.
[2662.3s] Vorunax, you are restrained until the arms disappear
[2665.4s] or until Orcus releases them.
[2667.6s] No action required on my part to release them
[2670.0s] but he won't.
[2671.4s] But what if I cast freedom of movement
[2674.5s] which allows me to not be restrained or paralyzed?
[2679.9s] Well, you can do that when you have a good.
[2683.9s] I will do that when my turn is up.
[2687.4s] I do like that our strategy was just
[2689.7s] going guns blazing.
[2691.3s] Run in?
[2693.4s] Yeah.
[2694.2s] I'm so into it.
[2696.7s] Otherwise you're gonna have four episodes of planning.
[2701.0s] And also a goth.
[2702.6s] That's what she would do.
[2703.8s] 100%.
[2704.6s] It's what Glenn would do.
[2705.5s] Glenn would start throwing bolts with his hands.
[2707.8s] Just wanna punch this asshole in the face.
[2710.0s] That has been the goal since day number one.
[2713.0s] Yeah.
[2714.8s] All the bridges have led us here.
[2716.6s] Ha ha ha.
[2717.4s] Ha ha ha.
[2718.3s] Because Grancis isn't here, right?
[2719.8s] Yeah, Grancis is.
[2720.8s] Grancis is not currently.
[2721.6s] Doing his own thing.
[2722.5s] Not yet.
[2723.3s] See, there was a plan.
[2724.3s] Yeah, we had that part of the plan.
[2725.1s] But we left a lot of the part of the plan to Grancis
[2727.8s] and that was the major flaw in the plan.
[2729.6s] This is probably a mistake in our approach, yeah.
[2732.9s] Big gamble.
[2739.2s] Oh, it's the middle and we've got some things to say
[2742.8s] which is mostly just a reminder
[2744.8s] that we've got a Google form in the description
[2747.8s] where you can submit your questions about this season
[2752.1s] and season one and all the things.
[2755.0s] Dumbgeons and Dragons, Decimators of Dragons,
[2758.9s] Destiny's Children, all of those things.
[2762.2s] We wanna hear about them
[2763.4s] because we're wrapping up season two.
[2764.7s] We've only got a few episodes left after this.
[2767.2s] Finale is expected by the end of September.
[2769.4s] September 27th, which is very close.
[2773.1s] And then we're gonna be recording a grab bag Q&A,
[2777.5s] retrospect look back at the last six years,
[2783.3s] nine if you include the four of us
[2786.1s] playing around the table.
[2787.4s] It's been a wild ride
[2789.0s] where we've had very similar characters.
[2791.7s] I mean, the same characters really for some of us
[2795.6s] since we started first playing around the table
[2798.8s] back in 2013, that feels like longer.
[2803.1s] That's almost 10 years.
[2804.2s] I can't math very well.
[2805.8s] So what am I trying to say?
[2807.5s] There's a Google form in the description of this episode
[2809.6s] and we'll put it in the next few episodes as well
[2812.4s] that we want you to send us your questions,
[2814.5s] comments, wonderments, thoughts
[2817.7s] on the story as we have built it.
[2820.8s] Again, season three is gonna be something new
[2822.8s] and different and fun and exciting
[2825.4s] and we can't wait to share that with you.
[2827.1s] We've started planning for that
[2829.6s] and are gonna be releasing some world building episodes
[2832.8s] and some thoughts and testing out new characters
[2836.6s] and all of that.
[2837.4s] But before we get to that, let's put a cap on this.
[2841.3s] So we hope to have your questions.
[2843.1s] Again, if you can send those into us by October 2nd,
[2846.9s] we'll record on October 3rd
[2848.8s] and we'll get that out to you very soon after that.
[2853.2s] Okay, I think that's all I have for you now.
[2856.6s] I'll go back to this episode and I hope you enjoy it.
[2863.2s] The ground begins to shake
[2864.4s] and fissures begin to open all over the throne room.
[2868.6s] Intense tremors can be felt through yourselves.
[2873.0s] Everybody make a constitution saving throw.
[2875.7s] Now instead of doing that,
[2878.4s] could Sully and Thea levitate?
[2883.1s] What about if I just time a jump well?
[2886.2s] Yes, that also, yeah.
[2889.7s] Moot was all state high jump champ, I'll have you know.
[2894.3s] Okay, those who did not beat a 23,
[2899.4s] you are knocked prone and down into this rubble
[2904.0s] that is forming from this earthquake
[2905.8s] that is ringing out through the throne room.
[2910.6s] You're gonna take 37 bludgeoning damage.
[2914.4s] Everybody else, you maintain your footing
[2917.5s] and you only take 30, not 30.
[2921.2s] You only take 37 damage.
[2923.9s] No, you only take 18 of that bludgeoning damage.
[2927.6s] What if they levitated?
[2928.8s] Do they take any damage?
[2929.6s] If you levitated, you don't take damage
[2932.7s] because you're floating in the air.
[2934.8s] However, a giant TNT Acme Anvil falls on them.
[2942.5s] It's a dynamite anvil?
[2943.9s] Dynamite anvil, sounds like a band name.
[2946.0s] Followed by Wile E. Coyote,
[2949.4s] who was trying to catch the Road Runner.
[2951.6s] It's Bort's turn.
[2953.8s] All right, so I will head on forward
[2958.6s] with probably my Dwarven Thrower.
[2962.5s] Yeah, it's probably my best course of action here.
[2964.7s] I'm not gonna get too close to him,
[2966.3s] but I'm gonna, if there's a gap
[2968.5s] where it's a little more spread out from other people,
[2971.8s] I'm gonna go kinda occupy that space
[2974.5s] and I will throw my hammer at him three times.
[2979.3s] Okay.
[2981.2s] First one's a crit with a 19,
[2983.6s] second is a crit with an 18,
[2986.5s] and then a two plus 14 is 16,
[2990.3s] so I don't think that one's gonna hit.
[2991.7s] Yes, sir, both those will hit.
[2993.7s] But two crits. Recruit.
[2995.2s] So like, we'll take that.
[2996.4s] Dwarven Throwers zipping through the air,
[3001.4s] ringing through the air as they crush into Orcus.
[3004.2s] Orcus is going to take a couple steps back,
[3008.0s] which is away from the portal at this moment.
[3011.7s] Excellent.
[3013.1s] Thea.
[3013.9s] Okay, how close am I to him?
[3019.7s] We kinda had you at the door,
[3022.7s] so 30 feet.
[3025.4s] Okay, so I'm gonna use my 30 feet
[3032.1s] to run.
[3033.4s] You're levitating?
[3034.9s] No, because they're boots of levitation,
[3038.1s] so unless someone pushes me in a general direction,
[3040.8s] they're fucking useless.
[3041.7s] Then the earthquake has created difficult terrain.
[3044.3s] Okay, I say, Sully, give me a shove.
[3047.8s] I want him to shove me, I wanna go a little bit.
[3049.7s] I need to get a little closer to him.
[3052.1s] Yeah, like, there's enough stuff on the ground
[3054.6s] that you could propel yourself forward.
[3056.3s] Oh, okay, yeah.
[3057.7s] Yeah, be cool.
[3059.7s] Hey, you said he's like 30 feet tall, right?
[3063.5s] I'm gonna get close enough to him,
[3066.1s] and then when I do,
[3067.5s] I'm gonna take out one of my here-to-there diamonds.
[3071.3s] I'm gonna throw it up in the air and catch it
[3073.7s] focusing on landing on his neck.
[3079.2s] And then I'm gonna take that weirdo dagger
[3082.1s] and I'm gonna try to stab him in the eye with it.
[3084.7s] Love it.
[3085.7s] You propel yourself forward with the levitate.
[3089.0s] You toss up the here-to-there diamond.
[3093.1s] You are now directly in front of Orcus's face.
[3100.0s] You can smell the hot, sticky, disgusting breath
[3104.5s] washing over you.
[3108.0s] Do you make an attack roll?
[3109.3s] I do.
[3110.1s] Oh, no.
[3115.0s] That was a one.
[3116.1s] Oh, no.
[3119.0s] But I have two.
[3120.0s] No, that's a crit fail.
[3121.4s] I know, but I have two attacks.
[3123.5s] Okay, so you reach to stab into Orcus's face.
[3129.8s] You come up right in front of him
[3132.2s] and swiftly a hand comes up in front of you,
[3135.2s] and you stab him in the face.
[3137.2s] You come up right in front of him
[3138.4s] and swiftly a hand comes up and grabs you
[3142.9s] and is holding you out.
[3145.8s] You can take your second attack.
[3148.7s] You feel his hand crushing down on your body.
[3152.2s] Oh, God, no.
[3154.4s] Okay.
[3157.0s] Instead of attacking, I'm going to wild shape.
[3163.9s] Bones begin to crush.
[3165.6s] Jesus, hold on.
[3167.3s] I panic.
[3168.2s] I wild shape into a bat.
[3172.2s] One of those little fruit bats.
[3175.5s] So then his big hand is like, where'd she go?
[3178.3s] Every breath you take is leaving you
[3181.1s] and you're having trouble catching your breath
[3183.2s] and then you snap into a small fruit bat.
[3186.3s] You take 42 hand crushing damage.
[3192.2s] Was that before the bat?
[3193.7s] That was before the bat.
[3196.0s] 42 squished. Squished, yeah.
[3198.4s] It's a bludgeoning probably, but.
[3201.0s] Fuck.
[3203.0s] And you are now a bat.
[3204.5s] Orcus looks confused and is looking around
[3207.6s] trying to swat at you.
[3209.0s] You fly out of the way and you are up in the rafters
[3213.3s] of this throne room.
[3215.4s] The demons have slowed rushing forward,
[3218.3s] but the final few begin to turn on you and your group.
[3223.3s] Vorunax, you're still being held in place.
[3226.0s] Three of them are going to rush towards you
[3228.6s] and jump on top and try to attack you with advantage.
[3233.2s] So a total of 26 slashing damage.
[3240.5s] Cool.
[3241.9s] What else you got?
[3242.9s] You now have, that's what I've got right now.
[3245.8s] Sully.
[3247.1s] Sully watches Thea pull that bat shit crazy stuff
[3252.0s] going on.
[3253.1s] What you want to do now?
[3254.4s] Go on.
[3255.2s] Use the eye.
[3258.6s] Well for fucking what?
[3262.6s] To levitate or to make an ability check?
[3265.0s] What the fuck do you want me to use the eye for?
[3267.6s] Be more specific.
[3268.4s] All the spells that you have.
[3269.8s] Clairvoyance, crown of madness, disintegrate,
[3272.5s] dominate monster, or eye bite.
[3274.4s] Oh right, that one.
[3276.3s] Listen, I'm sick.
[3278.6s] Okay, I'm gonna bite him with my eye.
[3282.2s] My eyes go black, become an inky void,
[3287.2s] imbued with dread power.
[3290.6s] Orcus must succeed on a wisdom saving throw.
[3296.1s] Just gonna full stop right there
[3297.8s] and let you use your legendary resistance.
[3300.4s] I'll roll it first.
[3302.6s] 26.
[3304.3s] So I, no, I guess that's it.
[3305.6s] Sully just stares hard at him.
[3307.9s] Orcus is swatting around for this bat
[3309.8s] and you see him, he clocks you across the room.
[3315.0s] He takes a quick step forward, swings his tail.
[3319.7s] He's gonna swipe at a goth.
[3322.8s] That's going to be a team 23.
[3326.6s] No, bam, shield.
[3329.3s] Denied. Deflect the tail
[3330.6s] as it comes by.
[3332.8s] Okay, Vorunax, you have three demons on top of you
[3337.8s] and you're being restricted.
[3338.9s] Yes, you are correct about that.
[3341.6s] Strength saving throw to try and break free.
[3344.2s] I don't wanna do that.
[3346.6s] Okay.
[3347.4s] Oh, right, you got freedom of movement.
[3348.3s] Well, I do have that.
[3349.8s] But I'm also going to do, instead of that,
[3352.6s] I'm gonna do thunder step.
[3355.6s] And I'm gonna teleport myself to an unoccupied space
[3358.6s] you can see within range, which is 90 feet.
[3361.1s] And Russ, would you let me thunder step my way up
[3365.2s] onto Orcus's shoulder?
[3368.0s] Yeah, sure.
[3369.1s] I do that.
[3370.0s] You were his right hand.
[3371.0s] You were kind of an Iago to his Jafar.
[3372.9s] Everybody just wants to get right in his face, eh?
[3375.5s] So I need those three JoBees that were on top of me
[3378.9s] to make a constitution saving throw.
[3381.8s] They gotta beat a 212.
[3385.0s] They didn't roll higher than a four.
[3386.7s] Rolled for all of them.
[3387.8s] So give it to them, baby.
[3390.7s] So 15 thunder damage to them.
[3394.1s] And resounding thunder can be heard
[3396.8s] throughout the room.
[3398.6s] So those demons, basically, they like explode.
[3402.1s] They're eviscerated and the bones around,
[3404.8s] the floor that were coming up and restraining you,
[3407.8s] explode out, shrapnel going everywhere.
[3411.4s] And you find yourself where you wanna be,
[3413.6s] up on his shoulder.
[3414.4s] Yes, yes, yes.
[3415.6s] Anything you would like to do up on his shoulder.
[3417.4s] Yeah, I just pop up there and I'm gonna say,
[3419.8s] we're all gonna kill you.
[3421.6s] You are going to end here today,
[3422.9s] regardless of all the gods you eat.
[3424.6s] Eat as many as you want.
[3427.0s] I would forfeit them to see you die.
[3429.8s] He turns his head to you.
[3432.5s] In like an unnatural way,
[3434.2s] you hear the bones in his neck clicking and cracking
[3437.7s] as it turns to face you on your shoulder.
[3441.9s] And his smile opens wide and flames
[3444.9s] are billowing inside of it.
[3447.4s] Smoke coming up and out of his nose.
[3450.5s] Nothing happens yet.
[3451.9s] That's all you see.
[3453.7s] Night Hunter.
[3455.6s] Night Hunter is gonna rage.
[3459.2s] She lets out a maddened cry and rages as well as frenzies.
[3468.0s] And then she is going to take the chains
[3471.8s] and whip them and try to ensnare Orcus's leg.
[3479.8s] How about 18?
[3481.2s] Get him to make a strength saving throw.
[3484.2s] It's a 16.
[3485.4s] And is it like now encircled his leg?
[3488.2s] Yeah, save that, yep.
[3489.4s] Okay, does it continue to deal damage
[3494.1s] as like being wrapped around him?
[3498.6s] Yeah, yeah.
[3499.8s] Yeah, that's what I want.
[3500.7s] It will deal on, as long as you hold it on his leg,
[3504.6s] it will deal an additional 10 at the start of his turn.
[3509.1s] So while they're down there holding that,
[3512.6s] she's gonna take Corpse Grinder and hack at his Achilles.
[3517.8s] Okay, you've got the whip wrapped around his leg
[3520.5s] and you're laying into him with the Corpse Grinder.
[3524.5s] You feel the chains like buckle
[3532.6s] and you feel movement within the chains.
[3538.0s] And instead of a tail, he's going to try and fling you.
[3542.3s] I'll give you a chance to either let go
[3544.2s] or if you're gonna hang on,
[3545.7s] you're gonna make a strength saving throw.
[3547.9s] I think Night Hunter would hang on.
[3550.4s] You hang on to this as this leg kicks out
[3553.2s] and drags you through the air
[3556.6s] and you are coming back down in like this arc,
[3561.6s] but you're coming back down towards the portal
[3566.0s] to the material plane.
[3568.3s] Which as you see, you're arcing down and through
[3573.0s] is like up, elevated in the sky.
[3577.2s] It's like looking down.
[3578.8s] You see now the view of the material plane
[3582.6s] and you actually see Waterdeep,
[3584.6s] not in the far distance
[3586.2s] with all these demons swarming
[3588.0s] and cascading towards this wall.
[3591.4s] The army of Waterdeep is pushing them back
[3595.6s] and fighting them back
[3596.9s] and you are falling down through this portal
[3602.4s] and everybody sees you holding on to this chain,
[3607.0s] go down through and disappear from the throne room.
[3611.6s] Glim.
[3613.2s] What I'm gonna do is,
[3615.0s] you said Night Hunter's still hanging on
[3616.6s] or I guess we don't know.
[3617.7s] They just disappeared.
[3618.9s] Yeah, you can't see Night Hunter
[3620.2s] from your current position.
[3622.0s] Okay, well, I liked what they were doing
[3625.3s] so I'm going to do the same similar thing
[3630.1s] with the Sun Blade.
[3632.2s] I'm gonna stab and then use Nature's Wrath
[3638.4s] to like try and pin that foot down with spectral vines.
[3645.6s] So then as a bonus action,
[3648.0s] I'm gonna do ensnaring strike
[3650.7s] so I have hit them with a melee attack
[3656.0s] and then they need to make a strength throw
[3658.1s] against a writhing mass of thorny vines
[3661.7s] at the point of impact where I have stabbed
[3664.2s] and I was aiming for that same,
[3666.7s] what did I make that clear?
[3669.5s] That's attached to my friend.
[3671.2s] I wanna try and hold it there
[3673.9s] so they can hopefully still be holding on
[3675.8s] and climb back up that chain.
[3677.8s] His foot's in place,
[3679.9s] he's not gonna use something
[3681.7s] to try and break out of that right now.
[3683.6s] Okay, great.
[3684.5s] His foot is restrained.
[3687.5s] Okay.
[3689.3s] Agath.
[3691.0s] Do I have any position here
[3694.2s] where I could, you know, I don't know,
[3696.5s] maybe set off a giant cone of pain
[3699.2s] and not catch any of my allies in it?
[3702.5s] Just right at his groin.
[3704.3s] Could I like blast it into his dick?
[3708.3s] Yeah, yeah.
[3709.1s] Because if Arnox is up on the shoulder,
[3714.6s] I'm over by the foot.
[3715.8s] I'm nowhere near that dick, so you're good.
[3718.1s] I specifically spread out away from other people.
[3721.6s] It is a 90-foot cone,
[3723.6s] just to be fair to,
[3726.4s] I mean, if you're right underneath,
[3728.0s] You're right underneath.
[3729.1s] Okay.
[3729.9s] I mean, it's gonna spread out,
[3730.8s] it's gonna hit, yeah, absolutely.
[3732.4s] It's gonna hit him in the dick.
[3735.5s] So I'm going to just like whip that flail around,
[3740.8s] get nice like a vortex going
[3743.2s] and it's gonna blast acid right up there.
[3748.2s] He's gonna need to make a dexterity saving throw.
[3751.0s] It's just nair.
[3753.6s] And his one foot is holding him still.
[3756.3s] Oh yeah, is that gonna affect the dexterity?
[3758.9s] Maybe, it's not very dextrous with his.
[3762.3s] Can't really dodge it.
[3764.1s] Nope.
[3765.9s] Okay, that's a 12.
[3768.3s] It's dexterity saving throw.
[3769.9s] He's looking at Vorunax.
[3772.5s] He's shaking his foot.
[3773.9s] He put his right foot in,
[3775.2s] he put his right foot out.
[3776.6s] He did the hook.
[3777.4s] He got his right foot stuck in some things.
[3780.2s] I don't think it makes sense for him
[3781.9s] to see this coming,
[3784.2s] a blast of acid at his dick.
[3787.1s] All right.
[3789.0s] So no, no, he's good.
[3791.0s] Well, then I'm gonna roll my 14d6 unimpeded.
[3794.4s] Oh my God.
[3797.8s] Oh shit.
[3799.6s] That's gonna be 52 points of acid dick damage.
[3803.5s] I think that's pretty damn good.
[3806.0s] I don't think he's got a dick anymore.
[3807.9s] That's it, it's gone.
[3810.2s] The dick is outta here.
[3811.2s] No baby orcas is.
[3814.2s] And then, you know what?
[3816.0s] Fuck it, I'm gonna action surge.
[3818.6s] Yeah, fuck you.
[3820.0s] So that I can hit him some more.
[3821.6s] I can't do that again, that's done for the day.
[3824.5s] But I can hit him three times with the flail.
[3829.5s] She keeps hitting me in the dick.
[3833.0s] Repeatedly.
[3834.5s] 49 points of acid slash magic bludgeoning plus nine.
[3840.6s] So that's another 58 points of flail damage
[3844.9s] on that action surge.
[3846.4s] He really should not have pissed off Goth.
[3849.3s] Yeah, and then Goth just also remembered
[3852.2s] that she's a cleric.
[3853.6s] So screw it, let's have a little bonus action.
[3857.4s] The spiritual weapon.
[3859.1s] Hell yeah.
[3860.0s] Yes.
[3860.8s] Fucking do it.
[3862.4s] Amazing.
[3864.4s] So a Goth was previously a cleric of Eldath.
[3869.3s] And her symbol is a waterfall plunging into a still pool.
[3874.2s] So let's just make this like radiant water
[3880.4s] pouring down on him.
[3882.7s] Is he dead yet?
[3885.3s] Not yet.
[3886.3s] Orcus takes a massive acid blast to the dick.
[3893.1s] Followed by repeated blows and he falls to a knee.
[3897.3s] He varnocks, make a dexterity saving throw
[3900.1s] as he is falling.
[3904.3s] You gotta try and hold on.
[3906.0s] That is a 15.
[3908.5s] Okay, you can hold on however you do
[3910.9s] whether to grow skin or mask
[3914.1s] or however you find yourself on there.
[3917.4s] He takes these hits and everybody sees
[3922.8s] the same like ghostly auras
[3928.7s] in the first battle.
[3929.8s] This was the first time that Muclum
[3931.0s] and Sully or Goth and flaming kins all see this.
[3933.4s] But these ghostly auras begin to leave different
[3936.8s] like cut marks on Orcus.
[3940.5s] And they're clouding around him.
[3943.5s] It's not clear if they're moving in a direction
[3946.0s] but they're beginning to like sieve out of him.
[3949.6s] There is a sound that is back down the hall.
[3954.1s] It's a like low buzzing sound that you hear.
[3961.7s] It's off in the distance.
[3962.9s] Sounds very far away but there's this low buzzing sound.
[3967.0s] And Moot, it is now your turn.
[3969.5s] Okay, Moot reaches into his pouch
[3974.8s] and he pulls out what looks like a red colored vial
[3981.7s] and he casts Summon Fiend at a seventh level.
[3990.4s] Okay.
[3992.9s] So it requires concentration up to one hour.
[3996.0s] I call forth a fiendish spirit.
[3998.7s] It manifests in an unoccupied space that I can see
[4002.2s] which we'll just do right next to Orcus.
[4005.4s] When I cast the spell, I choose either a demon,
[4008.6s] a devil or a Yugaloth.
[4010.3s] And I'm gonna go with the demon.
[4012.3s] And it is an ally to me and my companions.
[4014.8s] It shares my initiative count
[4016.7s] and takes his turn immediately after mine.
[4019.7s] This demon appears in front of Orcus
[4023.5s] and it will throw some multi-attack bite action his way.
[4028.9s] The first two, first one is a 16, second one is a 27
[4036.1s] and third one is a 19.
[4042.2s] Okay, first one doesn't hit, second two do.
[4044.4s] It's 14 on the first one and a 13 on the second one.
[4048.2s] So 27 in total.
[4049.7s] This fiend shows up and starts laying into Orcus
[4053.6s] and these auras
[4059.1s] every hit begins shooting off
[4063.2s] and there's different colors coming up and out
[4065.7s] of different wounds that are inflicted within Orcus.
[4071.2s] Okay, Lipsinki.
[4072.6s] This is gonna Ultra Blast him.
[4075.0s] In the dick.
[4076.2s] Of course, yeah, hit him where it hurts.
[4078.6s] In the missing dick.
[4082.1s] Orcus is, has sustained an intense amount of damage
[4087.2s] in these last 12 seconds.
[4094.4s] Fuck D&D battle.
[4098.5s] He is actively trying to crawl as much as he can
[4106.7s] towards the portal right now.
[4109.8s] Yeah, he's trying.
[4110.7s] He moves as much as he can
[4113.0s] and then like the tension in his leg
[4115.8s] where he's restrained is holding him back.
[4119.4s] See him reach.
[4121.1s] He's trying to pull himself forward.
[4124.8s] And then everyone hears this booming voice
[4131.5s] throughout the room.
[4135.3s] It's Orcus' voice, but it's not coming from Orcus
[4139.5s] and it's like pinging itself around.
[4143.0s] It lands on board.
[4146.8s] Everyone is focused on Orcus,
[4150.3s] but the lair action is deadly utterance.
[4156.2s] Orcus' voice booms throughout the lair
[4160.1s] and lands on one creature of Orcus' choice
[4164.0s] and they're subject to power word kill.
[4167.5s] Are you below 100 hit points?
[4172.1s] Yes, indeed I am.
[4174.8s] It hits you, Bort, like a ton of bricks.
[4183.0s] In Thea from up above, you see Bort's body go rigid
[4194.4s] and fall to his knees and then fall face first.
[4198.1s] I will voice a terrible cry later,
[4203.2s] right in this spot right here.
[4205.9s] Everybody hears the body hit and it silences the room.
[4211.1s] There's like this one last exasperated breath
[4217.1s] that comes from Orcus as all of these auras vacate
[4223.0s] his now deceased corpse.
[4234.5s] The buzzing sound from down the hall intensifies
[4239.6s] and flying in on backs of these winged creatures
[4247.9s] are thousands of Grancis.
[4252.6s] That begin pouring out and down through the portal.
[4262.8s] The one true Grancis comes forward.
[4267.7s] Says, you got him, did you get him?
[4270.8s] I mean, he doesn't have a dick anymore, so.
[4275.4s] And as all of these grandsai are pouring down
[4279.4s] into the material plane,
[4281.6s] you all look down through this portal.
[4286.6s] Flames roiling and you see these demon creatures
[4292.9s] tearing havoc over the plane.
[4297.1s] They also see Night Hunter hanging on by one hand
[4300.4s] with her huge bicep and just corpse grinder in the other,
[4304.0s] just slashing out whatever things are coming by her.
[4307.8s] And that's where we'll leave today's episode.
[4319.2s] Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 153,
[4323.2s] starring Amy More as Thea, Night Hunter, and Sully.
[4327.1s] Carla Maxted as Lipsinki and Glim,
[4329.5s] Tom Laird as Bort and Moot,
[4331.6s] with Kyle Claset as Vorunax,
[4333.4s] Kristen Flemmons as a Goth,
[4335.1s] Godloss Cthulhu Alavi, Peter Joseph Lewis as Orcus,
[4338.6s] and Russ More as your dungeon master.
[4341.0s] Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted,
[4343.1s] and sound design by Russ More.
[4345.1s] This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound
[4347.5s] and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,
[4349.3s] Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.
[4351.0s] Flight of the Bumblebee is by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov,
[4354.6s] released under public domain and Creative Commons.
[4357.8s] And a huge thank you to our supporting producers,
[4360.1s] Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok,
[4362.2s] Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown,
[4365.1s] Craig Zeiss, Old School Gamer D,
[4367.5s] Perry Matey, Angaron Kiersen,
[4369.7s] Nathaniel Teeter, and Destiny.
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[4392.8s] And now, I mean, that's it from me.
[4395.8s] So we hope you have a great week
[4397.8s] and we'll talk to you soon.
[4401.1s] Hello, Sullivan's light.
[4404.1s] Hello, voice inside my head.
[4406.8s] I was really hoping the voice would come on
[4408.4s] and say like, look at this photograph.
[4411.3s] Oh God.
[4412.3s] Oh God.
[4418.3s] If it's just gonna play Nickelback on repeat,
[4420.3s] I'm gonna pull this thing out.
[4423.2s] The ultimate punishment.
[4424.4s] Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.